Gomez Thunderpaws is my cat and he is amazing. Socially inept, no spacial awareness, eats my cotton buds, drinks my tea and he hates cwtches... but, he's the most loveable doofus in the world. He'll only cuddle when HE wants to, and that tends to be every morning when my alarm goes off, making it virtually impossible to gather the motivation to get out of bed.
He's got one of those cute wide-eye faces of innocence which is incredibly frustrating when he's been naughty and chewed through some phone cable, you just can't stay mad at him... and he knows it!
An interesting fact about this majestic beast is that he can't meow. He squeaks and gobbles, and he does this a lot. Such a talkative little dude who holds full on conversations with the birds outside and the critters he hunts in the fields. And boy does he hunt! He is a fantastic hunter, and rather a sadistic one at that. Logan is William's 14 year old cat, and he hunts like a stealth ninja. Lies, waits, pounces and it's always a quick clean kill which he then presents to you as an offering. Gomez on the other hand likes to play and torment his prey. He licks them, talks to them and strokes them to death. Being that we have a fair bit of land on the farm, I always get the best dead animal treats: voles, moles, mice and snakes. I am one lucky mama.
Albeit Gomez is the apple of my eye, he's totally besotted with Logan. Follows him everywhere, bear hugs him, and just has to have a paw on him at all times. Logan, who is more like a refined old gentleman, bloody hates Gomez. Their love/hate relationship is beautiful, and outright hilarious.
These two furry butt heads are the best distraction, procrastination tool and hot water bottle. Although you're probably thinking " what a crazy cat lady", you're right... and I'm totally cool with that. So if you have some cute, amazing or butt-head pets, I would love to know!